My Sesquipedalian

The World Is My Comfort Zone

May 16, 2009
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“The sky is not my limit – it is my playground.” For spring break this year, I jumped out of a plane at 14,100 feet, making a 10 minute parachuted descent.

If I can do that, how small does perceived social awkwardness become?

Human interaction: the first unconquered frontier? I have never regretted a moment of social initiative and always regretted social cowardice, and I am considered one of the more open of my species. Humanity has always feared the unknown—the dark, outer space, and especially death—but how long must it enslave itself to insecurity?

After how many years of civilization, we still haven’t evolved beyond social illusions—namely, the illusion of the “comfort zone.” Paradoxically disillusioned by confidence, which is its very aim, the “comfort zone” dictates social engagement, instituting an imaginary hierarchical system of interaction, basically identifying those who have divested themselves from its grasp. Indeed, the very acknowledgement of its existence should be ample reason to dismiss its power, yet society continues to yield.
A self-imposed prison breached by self-determination, the entire concept is a model of insane futility. I therefore hereby deny this entity its power and publicly disillusion myself, declaring all as “comfortable” and viable for my interaction.

The world is MY comfort zone. Carpe diem, bitches.

Intensity In Flight

Intensity In Flight


Oscar Wilde: In Defens

May 10, 2009
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I recently read an essay criticizing Oscar Wilde for his veritable worship of aesthetic beauty. This is not so much a counter argument, but an homage to Wilde’s love of art and the artist – a result of musing begotten by his literature. To corroborate the first sentence’s claim, I have made it concise:

It is the business of poets to say in a sentence what a philosopher does in a tome. Truth is their common endeavor—that happy task of revelation. Armed with metaphor, however, the philosopher becomes poet and his word becomes art. Metaphor—the sublime mechanism—bridges the divide between mortal and divine; it transcends and disillusions.

While that famed faculty promotes perception’s portrayal, its happy consequence lends meaning to its every subject. The world around us—each tree, rock and lizard—becomes a window into Truth.

We therefore laureate our artists not only for giving us beauty, but for profoundly enhancing the very fabric of our existence.

Oscar Wilde


We’re on a boat!

May 1, 2009
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This year in review:
• One flash mob rave
• Two cartons of cloves.
• 3.62 gpa
• 14,100 feet in skydive freefall
• 5-0 and a bowl win
• Dave Matthews, Jason Mraz, Flaming Lips, N.E.R.D., T.I., The Ettes, Seeing Skies, Ben Folds, Royal Bangs, Mute Math, Here Come The Mummies, Bang Camaro in concert.
• $200 in Cigar Aficionados acfee money
• Four weeks at Accelerator
• Four epic hours of Green Rave
• 17 sculptures
• 2,680 songs on iTunes
• 59 Pandora stations
• An Anchor Splash threepeat
• An essay on Harry Potter and another one on Calvin and Hobbes
• One free pair of DG sunglasses
• 14 hours of dancing with bronchitis and a sinus infection
• Subsequent $150,000 for the Children’s Hospital
• 29 new Zeta brothers
• One sprained ankle
• One red Power Ranger suit
• One epic haunted house
• One senior recital
• A new church family
• One pom-pom suit
• One commodore cruise
• One Gameday haiku
• Two sweet camping trips
• A bazzilion new friends
• And a partridge in a pear tree.


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